I'll bet none of Miami's city commissioners has ever heard of Gabi Price.

You probably don't give a great deal of thought to Gary Johnson, the Libertarian Party presidential candidate. Maybe you should. Mitt Romney certainly is.

It's never too early for Oscar buzz.

Imagine five Jewish kids go to school one day wearing their yarmulkes. The school's numerous skinhead students are furious.

Nicaragua may be the only country in the world that's perpetually under a full moon, so it's no surprise that the big news out of Sunday's presidential election was not that incumbent Daniel Ortega was piling up suspicious landslide voting totals, but that he wasn't a vampire.

...out of that by borrowing something else from Nixon. What was it he used to say? "That statement is inoperative." Glenn Garvin is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him via e-mail at ggarvin@miamiherald.com.

...out of that by borrowing something else from Nixon. What was it he used to say? "That statement is inoperative." Glenn Garvin is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him via e-mail at ggarvin@miamiherald.com.

...night of group sex. It would help heal his psychic wounds, he said. Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name. Glenn Garvin is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him via e-mail at ggarvinmiamiherald.com.

These are grim days for newspapers. Why, editors at The New York Times don't even subscribe to their own paper. No, I don't have the WikiLeaks version of the Times circulation list. (Yet.) But I'm pretty confident that Sam Tanenhaus, the editor of the paper's book review section, hasn't been reading the editorial page. Or, at least, paying any attention to it.

...jobs will keep disappearing. Sorry, Sen. Baucus, but at the moment I don't think we can afford your kind of fun. Glenn Garvin is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him at ggarvin@miamiherald.com.