...of sheep, wanting nothing more than to get cheap gasoline to drive to Wal-Mart and make sure the terrorists don't car-jack our SUV on the way. So what if our president lied to us? The bad man is gone (or at least hiding), and our pride...

...About 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, a man, 58, reported from Echo Cove that a portable air compressor, several CDs and a car jack were stolen from his locked vehicle. At 1 p.m. Tuesday, a girl, 17, was placed under citizen's arrest for shoplifting...